Post by noah on Aug 11, 2010 8:33:10 GMT -5
so, you want to know more about me? all righty, well. for starters, my name's noah cornelius miles oswald charlton, but you can just call me noah. i know, great name. oh, so i'm twenty years old; yeah, my birthday's on 13th July, so i expect a ton of presents, hear me? good. well i'll clear this up now for you guys; i'm just a local citizen; oh, and i'm a million dollar managing director of a company. originally i'm from Manhattan, New York; i know, it's just a really awesome place. i get asked this a lot, so imma clear it up; i am heterosexual. oh, and all right, so for some reason people compare me a lot to chris kamrada, but psh, we know that i'm better looking, right?
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"Heyy! This is Noah! I'm gay and like girls cloth- what the fuck... dude, give me my phone... what the shit you ba-"...
Winter: "noah! you doucher, answer your phone! it's your best fraaann! okay but really, i'm fricken bored so i started cooking random things out of this cook book i found in the back of my closet. now my kitchen is full of the most random things and i figured you could come eat them or something? unless you already ate.. then again it probably doesn't matter either way. ANYWAYS. call me back. because you need to eat this food and we are going out later! bring mj! BYE LOVE YOU"
MaryJane: "hey babe. i know you're probably at work right now, but... you know i felt like calling, all right? Ha. mom's asleep and there's really nothing going on at the moment. chicago's..... interesting, haha. definitely a lot more active than northampton. i miss home though, actually. a lot less creepers on the street there than here, to be honest. so. uuhm. i should be home soon; it's driving me insane being here, i swear. i love mom but chicago's not for me, ha. i wish you could come down again at least once more before i come back but i know you're busy with work and stuff... and garret. he can keep you pretty busy, i know, ha. uuhm. just call me back when you can, all right? i love you, bye."
Garret: “Hey fucker! Answer your fucking phone once in a while. I know you have it on you because you have to for work. This is kind of about work by the way. I was crunching some numbers and there’s about ten thousand dollars that’s missing from the European account….I don’t think I missed anything either, so you might want to check into that. On another note, I want to go out tonight, so we need to hang out, yea? I know this pretty good restaurant on the other side of town that’s’ got great food and a girl I like to give a hard time, so we should hit it up and then hit the bar after so, yea? I think you can bare to leave Mary Jane for a night and hang out with your best mate, alright. Give me a call back fucker.”
Formspring Questions
Are you gay?
I'm engaged, you tool.
Then how come you have longish hair?
More for MJ to grip on to (':
Do you have an ark?
Certainly do. But you aren't allowed on. Winter, MJ and Megan Fox are.
How much do you earn in a year?
Eh. I don't really know? I just spend it (;
We partying tonight?
No shit, sherlock. Unless... you know... you're not who I think you are.
YOUR MOM.
SOS YOUR FACE.
One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
HM = Human HR = Horse
HM + HR = 74, 2HM + 4HR = 196, (2HM + 4HR) - (2 HM + 2HR) = 196 - 148, 2HR = 48, HR = 24, HM + (24) = 74, HM = 74 - 24, HM = 50. Please. Sigh.
Why didn't you go to university?!
Because of my parents. I wasn't exactly left with much choice when... when father died.
How you coming on your game? We still getting ready to battle?
Yup! I'm just gonna eat and then head out. Wait til you see my pikachu man. He's grown like you wouldn't even know!
Edward or Jacob?
... What?
When your engagement breaks down, get onto me! Or, I'll get onto you again (;
You're a bitch. I love MJ.
NOAH CHARLTON MARRIED? Like fuck I would have called that xD
Miracles apparently will happen.
Remember that time you passed out on the roof of the local chemist? Good times.
MAX! How you crackin my man? Not seen you since high school! Text me or something.
Just how short are you?
I've been asked this like twenty times?... first off I'm not short. I'm five foot seven and a half. AVERAGE HEIGHT. Secondly, fuck off (:
I have a theory. You earn dollar every time you swear, that's why you're loaded. Correct?
Fucky shitty motherfucker. Correct.
Last Five Texts Out
1) 'i feel lke chcken 2nite, lke chckn 2nite ahhhhh'
2) 'meet me at the bar. now. SUIT UP.'
3) 'its a jk douche. have you never seen how i met your mother?!'
4) 'i dkove hyou MARyjane! lovee lvve youuiuu'
5) 'are the figures correct? you cant just leave tokyo on the line!'
School Report Grade 6; Maths
‘On the odd occasion Noah chooses to attend school and put his mind to doing his work, he is a diligent worker and completes his work far quicker than the rest of the class. Despite the frequent and inappropriate comments to some of the female students in the class, Noah excels at the complexity of the long multiplication although his attention is far too easily distracted by inane issues from his numerous friends. Noah can look on working on his decision making skills and when necessary, understand that it is possible to ask the teacher for help when it is needed.’
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so, hey thurr! my name is leigh! and i'm eighteen years old! i know, right? my other kids on where the sidewalk ends are none yet and i've been roleplaying for four years, so i think i've got some talent. ... you don't believe me? psh. i can prove it~how about no? (':