Post by spencer on Aug 24, 2010 12:05:30 GMT -5
so, you want to know more about me? all righty, well. for starters, my name's spencer jackson herzing, but you can just call me spenc. i know, great name. oh, so i'm twenty years old; yeah, my birthday's on november sixth, so i expect a ton of presents, hear me? good. well i'll clear this up now for you guys; i'm just a college student; oh, and i'm a sophomore. originally i'm from northampton; i know, it's just a really awesome place. i get asked this a lot, so imma clear it up; i am homosexual. oh, and all right, so for some reason people compare me a lot to david blaise, but psh, we know that i'm better looking, right?
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formspring questions
are you for real gay or is it just an act for attention?
no, i really am. why would i pretend to be gay? do you understand the levels of ridicule and hate that i go through because of it? i wouldn't put up with it if i wasn't actually gay?
who are your best friends?
charlotte and gracie! and hunter [:
hey homo, god made adam and eve, not adam and steve!
well, aren't you clever. you are so very ignorant my friend.
i heard you and charlton made out. is he gay!?
don't i wish! [; hahah jk. nahh . he's not.
what's your biggest fear?
uhh not finding love in this judgmental world. :/
twitter updates
-- i want a puppy. someone buy me a puppy for my birthday!
-- charlotte and i are getting married. she'll come around someday! ahah
-- my valentines date is hot shit. just saying
-- i don't even like sushi. why am i on this date?
-- thanks for scratching up my face manny. love you too :/
opinions
garret: "Spencer? The fucking faggot. I hate him. haha, not really. Spencer is cool shit I guess. Nah, he really is. Haha I really don’t remember how we met or anything to be honest, but I could tell he was a faggot the minute I met him. No really, I could. But it doesn’t mean I didn’t like the dude, in a purely bro way, no homo or anything. I dig the chicks, not the dicks. Anyway though, Spencer is a cool dude. I tease him constantly and tell him that I know he wants me. Its just kind of an ongoing joke between the two of us. It doesn’t bug me at all that he is fag. And on another note, no one else is allowed to call him a homo, queer eye, faggot, dick magnet or anything else like that got it? If you give him a hard time, haha no pun intended, You’ll have to deal with me!”
charlotte: “Spencer? I love Spencer to death. Really, I do. He is basically the only man in my life right now aside from little Carter. Haha. He has been my best guy friend for almost four years now. He is like the brother Elizabeth and I always wanted and never could get. Ha. He has been there for me through thick and thin. Seriously, if this kid was straight, I would force him to marry me. Haha. I call him my better half all the time. We have even made a pact that if we are both still single when we are thirty that we would get married. Haha. Anyway though, I seriously do love this kid. I would do anything for him. I love just hanging out with him and Grace, or snuggling and watching movies, or just doing nothing but sitting around griping about how stupid men are together. I love my better half and no body better mess with him okay? Otherwise you will have to deal with me, and though that might not seem like a big threat, I would find a way to make it so. Ha.”
grace: "my best friend right here. i love spencer with all my heart. me, him, and charlotte have been friends for so long, it's insane. i met him through charlotte, and.... it's been the three of us ever since. we always joke about being the three musketeers, just... an epic version, hah. honestly, there's never a dull moment with spencer. he's so funny, and taking him to the mall is about the best thing ever. course he always tries to pay for stuff even though me and charlotte tell him he's in no obligation whatsoever to do that, hah. i lvoe this kid, i really do. if i had a gay older brother i would really be trying to hook them up. honestly, i'd trust any one in my family with spencer. i'd trust this kid with anything, i really would. he's always been there, hah. i'd really hate to think of anything happening to him. i'm sure i'll end up going into spencer withdrawl without him. if i don't talk to him at least once a day... it's just a sad feeling, ha. so really. don't mess with my spencer... i don't know what i'd do if someone messed with him but it won't be good, all right? he's too awesome and just my best friend, no one needs to mess with him at all."
hunter: "oh that little brat? psh. he's my best friend. don't... don't even ask how we met. i don't even know. i think it was like the first week or so i was here. and... somehow i met him? he probably talked to me first. i mean i'm just that good looking, he couldn't help but be attracted to me. hah. not really but. yeah. spencer's cool, all right? i swear i drag this kid everywhere, ha. he's really... he's just a brother to me, sort of, not really. but. yeah. he's just one of my best friends. there's something. he's louder than me, he's goofier, he's... he's different than me but i think it just fits together. like... i don't know. peanut butter and banana. i don't understand it but it's apparently good together. so yeah. spencer. really, i'd do anything for this kid. i swear i've punched out guys for messing with him. not going to lie. so if you ever think about messing with him, you better just go away right now. i don't mess around when it comes to this kid. he's just... he's just not someone you can even think about messing with."
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so, hey thurr! my name is shmey and i'm nineteen years old! i know, right? my other kids on where the sidewalk ends are kelsey, winter, wes and allison and i've been roleplaying for a lottt of years, so i think i've got some talent. ... you don't believe me? psh. i can prove it~see kelsey or winnie [: